When's
the last time you thought about your bowel flora?
I bet
you haven't pondered the topic in ages, and perhaps you've never
thought on it at all.
Well,
today I'd like to spend some time chipping around the fascinating
subject of the tiny critters that live within our bowels and how
we can use sauerkraut -- the king of fermented foods -- to feed
our little symbiotic buddies.
Yes,
yes, I know.
The
idea of microscopic organisms living and reproducing within you
probably seems creepy at first. But when you see the good these
beneficial bacteria do for your health and well being, you'll want
to welcome them aboard instead of wanting to throw them over the
side.
Interestingly
enough, when I'm asked to speak on the human elimination system
while at cocktail parties or dining with the Vanderbilts, people
often lower their eyes and ease away from the group or the table.
For
some reason, many individuals consider human elimination a taboo
or impolite subject.
I personally
consider the eliminatory functions of the human body most fascinating.
As
an aside, lest you think me odd, John Milton, one of the great English
poets, shared my interest in the topic, and he discussed angels
and their processing of food in Paradise Lost.
Great
English poets aside, I also know for a fact that proper elimination
contributes mightily to ideal health.
Why?
Put
down your copy of The Complete Milton for a moment and ponder the
drain in your bathroom sink.
When
you wash your hair in the sink on occasion... and drop fingernails
and shards of dental floss and tiny rubber bands your teens use
on their braces and other things down the drain, what eventually
happens?
Well,
one night as you brush your ole choppers, you suddenly notice the
water from the tap drains more and more slowly.
If
you don't do something about the problem, eventually the sink ceases
to drain entirely.
At
that point, if you approach fixing house pipes the way I do, you
dig out your trusty plumber's friend and start pumping away.
If
you have the same luck I have with plumber's friends, after five
minutes of brisk action, you instruct your spouse to call a professional
in the morning.
And,
as you reflect on your inability to accomplish any task around the
house more complicated than cleaning the stainless steel handle
on your refrigerator door, you stare with dismay at the crummy mess
of gray water mixed with all kinds of nasty-looking gunk that now
fills your bathroom sink.
Well,
although I stretch the metaphor a tad, the body kind of works this
way too.
You
see, if you don't eat natural, high fiber foods, and if you don't
have healthy intestinal flora, sooner or later, just like the bathroom
sink, you'll drain more and more slowly.
For
many people, slow drainage means having a single bowel movement
every other day or two or three or four.
Well,
if the last sentence describes the person living in your body, you
can include yourself in the ranks of the millions of other Americans
who suffer chronic constipation.
Up
until 1993, I suffered in those ranks myself.
These
days I make a liberal deposit in the bank of my bathroom two or
three times a day, just like clockwork.
I'm
not alone.
Did
you know that primitive peoples, some of the healthiest men, women,
and children on the planet, also make deposits, and copious ones
at that, several times a day, usually within a few minutes of finishing
a meal?
Well,
they do.
And
their elimination systems work as designed because they don't eat
all the processed junk food most so-called "civilized people"
stuff down their throats every chance they get.
In
the computer world, we use the term "garbage in, garbage out"
to refer to data errors.
In
the real world, the garbage goes into the body but all too often
not much of it comes out. Instead it accumulates, breaks down and
forms toxins, and consequently clogs millions of cells and thus
helps to develop both acute and chronic illness.
Medical
science, unfortunately, often contributes to the clogging of the
elimination system because modern antibiotics, which most people
clamor for every time they visit their doctor, kill the beneficial
bacteria that serve as scavengers and caretakers in our systems.
If
you don't have a bowel populated with the proper microorganisms,
much waste doesn't get processed correctly, and you end up constipated
or worse.
Happily,
the bowel flora in our systems can be rebuilt at home without having
to bring in a team of expensive specialists.
Fermented
foods play an important role in rebuilding and maintaining healthy
bowel flora because they are rich in the microorganisms that contribute
to properly functioning intestines.
I personally
consider homemade sauerkraut the king of fermented foods, and when
I take time to make it, we always have a big jug of it in the fridge.
Yes,
the fridge with the clean, stainless steel handle.
You
too can make sauerkraut in the privacy of your own home.
To
do it, purchase several heads of cabbage (organic if you can get
it). Those like me who consider sea salt a good thing will also
want to use a tablespoon of sun-dried sea salt.
Grate
the cabbage very fine, using one of those slicer/dicers that Ronco
sells on TV, if you have one. If you don't use a knife, your juicer
with the "blank," or whatever else will help you get the
job done. Be prepared to make a huge mess.
Once
you've grated the cabbage, place it all in a large stainless steel
pot, a big one, the size you'd use to boil crawfish in if you lived
in Louisiana and were hosting a family reunion of carnivores.
After
you've tossed the cabbage in the pot, take your kid's baseball bat
or a hunk of two by four borrowed from a local construction site
and pound the cabbage until your arms start to swell.
Toss
the salt on the cabbage, stir everything up with your hands, and
then pound some more.
Mix
with your hands a second time to make you've evenly distributed
the salt.
Oh
yes, wash your hands prior to making this recipe. Especially true
if you just finished using the plumber's friend in the bathroom
sink.
After
you've pounded the cabbage -- it'll now have some liquid in it --
transfer the whole deal to a ceramic crock or glass jar and cover
with three or four outside cabbage leaves.
You
may need to add some salty water.
Weigh
the outside leaves down with a plastic bag of water or with a plate
with a brick on top if it. Cover the jar and the weights with a
clean towel and leave at room temperature in a place where people
won't be offended by possible strong odors.
Wait
for three to seven days.
Open
crock, discard outside leaves, taste kraut to make sure it's ready.
Let it "cook" some another day or two if it's not. The
longer you let it ferment, the more tart the kraut. When done, spoon
into big jars, and refrigerate.
Have
a big serving at least once a day. I like to have kraut and apples
for lunch, several days a week.
If
you'd shoot yourself and George Lucas and the entire Star War cast
before you'd ever eat sauerkraut, you may want to consider adding
a probiotic to your daily supplementation. I don't consider probiotics
nearly as good as homemade sauerkraut or kefir or even yogurt made
from cow or goat's milk that's not full of growth hormones, but
a quality
brand of probiotics will help to build healthy bowel flora.
In
closing, pay attention to your bowel flora. Eat high fiber foods,
drink lots of distilled or filtered water every day, and exercise
for at least twenty minutes. Most people overlook this important
aspect of health, and they pay mightily for their neglect with chronic
constipation, various yeast problems, and a host of other modern
ailments.
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